The Old Hall Under Moonlight by John Atkinson Grimshaw
browngirlslovefassy:

I’ve been real patient about this shit, but I’m gonna speak up now.
Could people please stop talking about his penis now? I mean, really. Now that it’s he’s not going to win an Oscar this year, now that they’ve all “discovered” it him via George Clooney, now that they know who it he is (though, not really, right? because if they did, they’d be all over his acting ability instead of his dick), now that they know he has one and now that they’ve all seen it. Can they, for the love of all fuck get over it? He is not his penis.
Can I read one Oscar snub article (hell, any article about him) without the mention of his penis being made? Let’s give credit where credit is due. You were expecting him to be nominated because of his acting, right? Not the penis. So why in the fuckity fuck fuck are you mentioning - wait for it - the penis? And I don’t even want to start with the Michael Fassbender tag on Twitter. It’s like those people are Columbus and his dick is the New World. Get over it. It’s a dick. He’s got one. And?
Waiting not so patiently for these wang hounds to fall off the bandwagon so that the rest of us can keep it movin’ because right now the shit is seriously over capacity.